Tuesday, July 18, 2006
haha, Cecilia finally found that website.
I found something interesting from there:
'101 ways to be annoying'
I'm just gonna take the funny and really lame ones though.
Here goes:
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consistingentirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV andthen pointing it at the screen.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighborsupstairs for "violating your airspace."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with acan of Lysol.
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkwardsilences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?""What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back inthe tray.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being firstin the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that peoplepronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see ifthey slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed isnecessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
wtf.
doujiang sang again @ 5:26 AM
:D